There's a world full of lovely toys,
It's fun for the girls and its fun for the boys.
A magical journey with lots of noise
And plenty of kisses and hugs.

And there's a world full of bats and balls,
Of splashing in mud with occasional falls.
But the best thing's against the walls
It's plugs, plugs, plugs.

There's the square ones with switches on,
You only can touch them when mummy is gone.
They're tricky for getting your hands upon
But worth every bit of the fun.

Then there's a big box with wires about
With plugs on the end that will make daddy shout
When you pull them the plugs come out
But then you'd better run.